the fog of bs

Don’t fight it.

If you ever ask me to do anything, or wonder why I don’t ask you, remember you are up against OCD, and OCD usually wins out. I fight OCD and OCD always wins..sing it with me.



Where have I seen this guy.

Do you hate it when you recognize actors in commercials from other commercials? Hey that Sonic smart ass guy works at Midas, or man the Oh face guy is going to a wedding, I wonder if those are the same buddies he goes to Fridays with.


Axe man.

I got a free sample of Axe body wash, and I have to say not that bad..who knows maybe I’m an Axe man after all.

Moon and sand.

Do they still make Moonshine? Or has it been replaced by Meth? Is it still illegal?

Chef Douche.

In my early teens I would cook the most foul food concoctions. Pork and Beans are nothing without a few Bacos thrown in there, bbq sauce and why not minced onions. The results were mixed.


Happiness is easy.

I will never make you happy, and you certainly won’t make me happy. I think it’s a mistake to think someone will make you happy, or that you can do it for someone else. Face it we are all miserable bastards, and if we’re lucky we make each other less miserable.

In it’s right place

Everyone wants to sound like Radiohead but Radiohead.